it’s the wrong trousers!
Today when I put on my jeans, I was surprised by the presence of a button fly. I was a little preoccupied though, and figured I just forgot that my pants had a button fly. It wasn’t until I was trying to get my keys that I realized I put on the wrong jeans. These are tight women’s sized pants. So uncomfy to ride my bike in. By then it was too late to change. I have been picking a wedgie all day.
