the world is your acorn

I have a nice L-shaped desk in my office, which The Little Red-Haired Girl and I got a great deal on from someone on craigslist. It has a nice space for all the pieces of my computer while still leaving plenty of room for me to spread my work out. Generally I plug my laptop in on the right arm of the “L” (where the available socket is), and do non-laptop related work on the left arm. The problem is that the floor is slanted, and my chair is on wheels. So while doing any work on my lappy, I usually find myself rolling away backwards. It’s a little bit frustrating, to tell the truth.

Date: 2005-10-03, 5:21PM CDT

I’m offering a free asskicking to any trendy looking Christians who I catch putting their crappy Jesus-fliers under my windshield wipers. Seriously, how many people do you think come out of Harris Teeter, put the groceries in their car, notice some bullshit stuffed under their wiper, read it and are instantly converted? The answer is none, in case you didn’t know.

No one wants that shit, ok? So please stop. Actually, keep it up all you want, but I’m going to punch you in your “indie-hipster-for-jesus” head, what with your cool gelled spikey points and all. Capiscono?

Do you really think Jesus wants you to look like a poser and harass sensible people? If he does, he’s a bigger douche than you are.

* this is in or around Belmont/Hillsboro
* no — it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

free asskicking! [craigslist]