Dear Dunkin’ Donuts
I’m sorry that I left you. You have always been such a reliable part of my life. I always knew that, if I needed you, you would be there, around the corner waiting. I’ve learned to count on your consistently quality, fast, and cheap coffee, bagels, donuts, and other delicious standards. It’s been so good to be able to see you again this past week; have you missed me too? Won’t you consider moving to Nashville? Within the next four to seven years?