I win this round…
So, for about a week now The Little Red Haired Girl and I have been in a fight*. We have been squeezing the hell out of the toothpaste tube, making sure every last blob came out of there. Once I had to hold my toothbrush between my knees so I could work the tube with both hands. This morning, finally, The Little Red Haired Girl opened the new toothpaste. I won.
*She may or may not have known about the fight, but that does not diminish it by any accounts.