I think I must be somewhat properly hydrated lately. I’ve been drinking a lot more water than anything else because of the heat and all the sweating that happens while I sit at my computer. Plus, I had to pee at 4am this morning.
I rarely have to get up in the middle of the night to pee. I don’t really like it. First there is the initial feeling of having to pee, which always manifests itself in my dream somehow. Then whatever I’m dreaming triggers this paranoia I have, based on my older brother’s claim* that if you pee in your dream, you’ve peed in your bed. Then part of my mind wakes up in a panic, not wanting to pee in my dream. It then proceeds to debate with itself whether or not I can hold it until I get up in the morning. It goes something like this:
I don’t want to get up
Well, if you don’t get up you might pee in your dream, and you know what that means
But if I get up I won’t be able to fall back asleep
You’ll have to get up earlier than usual anyway cause you’ll have to pee. You might as well get it over with now so that you have a longer chunk of time to sleep post-pee.
Sometimes that last argument wins over, as it did at 4am this morning. When it does, I tend to get out of bed as quietly as possible, as much to prevent waking up The Little Red Haired Girl as myself. Then, trying to keep my eyes as closed as possible, I pee in the dark, wash my hands with room temperature water, then get back in bed. That’s my version of tricking myself into thinking I’m still asleep. Of course at that point I’m so stressed out about not being able to fall back asleep that I lie awake for what seems like an eternity but is really probably only a few seconds. I wonder if I could get better at peeing in the middle of the night somehow.
*This isn’t a standard in his set of everyday claims, by the way. This was a claim made many years ago, after I’d wet the bed and told him about a dream I had about peeing egg yolks into a public bathroom sink. Thank me for sharing.