- This is what 10 pounds of ground chuck looks like.
- Two rolls of toilet paper are enough for 60 people when only 15 of them are drinking heavily and staying until 11pm
- Little kids LOVE a kiddie pool and pigs in a blanket
- People will bring things to your party even when you tell them they don’t have to, and it’s awesome
- Start grilling the chicken early. otherwise by the time they come off the grill everyone has eaten all the burgers and dogs and no one is hungry anymore.
- Make a list of all the stuff you plan to serve and consult it. Otherwise you end up with things like 50 ice cream sandwiches, a whole batch of carmelized onions and sauteed mushrooms, and a bigg ass jar of pickle slices the next day
- When drunk Mrs. Superhero (let’s call her Rockstar Superhero) comes out, she is mad friendly
