2009 ncaa women’s championship drinking game
drink every time:
- commentators say “wade trophy winner” or “all-american” or “best player in the country” in reference to Maya Moore
- commentators have an orgasm over how awesome Maya Moore is
- they talk about UConn wanting to win the game for Montgomery
- they talk about Tina Charles’s potential to be the best center in the world or how Geno treats her
- they talk about Angel McCoughtry’s struggle for long range shots during the tournament
- they talk about Byrd’s inexperience as a point guard
- they talk about Walz’s accomplishments in his short time at Louisville
- a player explodes into some sort of full-bodied adrenaline-inspired fist-pump equivalent celebration
- they show past UConn stats or reference the team’s current undefeatedness
- someone says “deuce”
- they talk about a Louisville player who is not McCoughtry, Bingham, or Burke
- when they advertise Rebecca Lobo’s twitter account
(watch out, just the 2 Maya Moore categories themselves will have you plastered before the half.)