Archive for parents say the darndest things

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from my mom just now:

J,

It would be great that if you could live nearby. I can cook something for you from time to time. You could also drop off tthe baby when needed.

We may get a bit snow or rain tonight. It is hard to believe that you already started a garden

Our pond has a leak…needing repair now

We will be in Geneva and France in May.

mom

FW: 5 TERRIFIC Tips For Using Aluminum Foil

That was the most recent email subject line from my mom.  I haven’t gone to the accompanying link yet, but in case you want to:

perfect pony

seriously, why did my mom send me this? and why was she watching it in the first place?

FYI…

http://beautybff.msn.com/?vid=37fb7780-364e-449c-8554-63b19912e96d&from=en-us_msnhp&GT1=32058

your long hair

from mom last night:

Would you save your hair for me when you cut your hair next time? I will need a wig one day since my hair starts to fall …

laudry machine

Latest email from mom, to my brother and me:

Subject: laudry machine

Are your front loading laundry machine smell ? Mine does even after I wash the machine with a special stuff made for getting rid of the order. I also wipe dry the chamber after each washing. no use !!

What else I should do ?

hard and dark

Piece of an email from mom this morning:

Also, I am emptying the kitchen cabinet these days and found many cups, utensil and formula bottles you guys used 30 some years ago….Should I still keep all of them? the nipples of formula bottles have turned hard and dark.

stewed ham hocks like my mom makes

As per Syd‘s request…

There’s lots of things that I grew up eating that I really miss, to my utter surprise. I often try to recreate them, sometimes with help from my mom. Recently I picked up ham hocks from the new Publix down the road (which is not shy about selling animal parts), so I asked my mom how to make the stew that I love so much.
Here’s what she told me:

* Put the hocks perpenticular in the pot if you can (so the skin won’t touch the pot and won’t burn)
* Add water just to barely cover the hocks
* Add ginger, garlic, small amount of green onion if you like, soy sauce, sugar, a tiny pinch of five spice powder (not required)
* Cook to tender. You may want to turn the hocks from time to time to prevent burning

Like me, my mom doesn’t cook with recipes or measurements. But I think they turned out ok. The Little Red Haired Girl, of course, will not eat them.

Before:

ham hocks 1

After:

ham hocks 2

Edit: We used to eat this in a bowl over spaghetti with a squirt of ketchup mixed in.

excerpts

recent email exchange with mom:


I am so happy not have to work any longer.. Please use my hotmail address from now on. I am struggleing to use my new HP laptop..

ps. I will digitize our family photos …
I saw 6 turkeys in your backyard

postcards from yo momma

My mom often sends me bizarre, hilarious, and/or infuriating emails. Occasionally I post them here. Well today Brittney twittered about this blog, which is a compilation of a bunch of MomMail. Fantastic.

mom-e-mail

holiday2006
From mom today in response to receiving our holiday card and a question about buying Frontline online:

next year, pls dress oliver in Chinese costume..that would be very interesting. but pls let him run when you take picture. I like to see him flying in the air when he runs

I saw the front line ad in TV..will let you know when I see it again..I will google it then I will remember the name.