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January 11, 2013

not here either.

posted by Jasmine in whimsies @ 3:00 pm

May 9, 2012

republicans, get in my vagina

posted by Jasmine in politics; andthings that i find on the internets; andwhimsies @ 9:54 am

Republicans, Get In My Vagina! from Kate Beckinsale

July 8, 2009

RunPee for your TB at the movies

posted by Jasmine in things that i find on the internets; andwhimsies @ 2:36 pm

I know yesterday I was all “blah, blah, don’t feel like blogging,” but it seems that today I’ve found something to post about!
It’s a website and iPhone app called RunPee. Basically it tells you the best time to run and pee during a movie, and then updates you on what you missed. Fantastic!

RunPee iPhone app

[via Lifehacker]

May 10, 2009

sarah haskins on ladyparts

posted by Jasmine in things that i find on the internets; andwhimsies @ 12:38 pm

[via AfterEllen]

September 7, 2008

poems for our wedding

posted by Jasmine in cheese sandwich; andwhimsies @ 9:12 am

The Little Red Haired Girl and I have been reading a lot of poetry this last month or so, trying to find appropriate readings for the wedding ceremony that we both really liked. I thought it might be nice to have some Chinese poetry, so I took a couple of books out of the library. We didn’t find anything we really liked, but we did find some that we laughed hard over, imagining including them in the ceremony:

Impromptu on a Hangover
P’i Jih-Hsiu
I block out the midday brightness with a screen depicting dark woods,
burn a stick of heavy incense, nursing my hangover.
What’s this? As evening comes, I’m ready for a drink again!
Beyond the wall I hear the cry of someone selling clams.

Words of the Newly Wed Wife
Wan Chien
The third day I went into the kitchen,
washed my hands and made the soup.
Not yet sure of my mother-in-law’s tastes,
I sent some first for my sister-in-law to try.

May 16, 2008

on camera meltdowns

posted by Jasmine in tv-n-stuff; andwhimsies @ 1:41 pm

I recently lost my cool with a friend in a public space and will probably cringe about it for the rest of my life. But at least I wasn’t on camera.

Clips: Top Ten Angry On-Camera Meltdowns

“Modern Amazement” [via yewknee.com]

May 15, 2008

unscripted: tina fey and amy poehler interview each other

posted by Jasmine in whimsies @ 9:40 am

April 18, 2008

lizzy the lezzie: horny

posted by Jasmine in the queer category; andwhimsies @ 10:12 am

not really safe for work, unless you have headphones.

December 2, 2007

favorite commercial of all time.

posted by Jasmine in tv-n-stuff; andwhimsies @ 6:15 pm

October 10, 2007

nerdy laughing

posted by Jasmine in nerdy things; andwhimsies @ 11:37 am

I laughed out loud. literally.

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